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Subject: This Man

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In a few days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a fence and many security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count our blessings - it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.

Many believed this day would never come. Most hoped and prayed that it would, few of us believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all its forms, there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets. Today, we can be grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place when this man takes up residency in this house.

This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character".

There is little doubt that the majority of us believe that this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in this house will not be easy - it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges.  There will be many times when he asks himself how he ended up here and like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly.

But I will not waste an ounce of worry for his sake - because in every way a man can, he deserves this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is probable that in the past, despite all his actions, racism would have kept this man out of this house.   Today, I give thanks that I am an American and live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.

Who is this man? 

The High Price of Gasoline

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The message is VERY CLEAR and not that FUNNY.

We need OUR representatives to take action now to LOWER the price of gasoline and not just point fingers in blame. We ALL know that this is a supply and demand issue and we need to increase supply.
The House and Senate Leadership keep saying that it is the Speculators that keep driving the price for oil up. Well last week when President Bush revoked the Executive Order that banned drilling in the Outer Continental Shelf the price per barrel of oil dropped dramatically because the speculators saw the increase in supply coming, which will reduce the price that can be charged. If OUR representatives would follow through and revoke the congressional ban on this drilling the SPECULATORS would lower the price even more. That is IMMEDIATE RELIEF to US!!!
Not to mention that the supply will increase and keep prices lower for a long time. At least until alternative forms of energy can be affordably marketed.

Some 2008 Election Fun!!!

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Here is the video from Jib Jab about the 2008 Campaign Season.

It pokes fun at all of the main characters in the Presidential Campaign and I think it is good to laugh every once in a while during these serious times.


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Random Jokes and Humor

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Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." 

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!" 

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

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Dear God

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.


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And finally,


From the Headlines segment of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno


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(My daughter’s car is named Ramona)

Could this be True???

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If we want to stop this from becoming the truth…
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…Then Conservatives Need to Speak Out!!!!

We need to help people understand that all Republicans are not Conservatives.

People should understand that there are basic core principles to Conservativism.

1.                  We believe in Smaller Government.

a.       Government SHOULD NOT be the largest employer

b.      Government is not the be-all, end-all in life

c.       Local control is key to responsive Government

2.                  We believe in strong National Defense

a.       Strong Military

b.      Secure Borders

c.       Active Intelligence Gathering

d.      Energy Independence

3.                  We believe Judges should Interpret the Law

a.       Judges should not make law but instead direct the Legislature if laws are unconstitutional

b.      Look to the Original Intent of our Constitution

c.       Don’t make rulings based on Foreign Laws

4.                  We believe in Fiscal Responsibility

a.       Spending should be for necessities

b.      Transparency in “Earmarks” and other Spending

c.       Eliminate funding for programs that provide little or no benefit

 

…And Most Importantly –

Don’t Blame Conservatives because the Republicans Lost Their Way.


Tim Russert explains why it is...

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Is this how Congress will negotiate with OPEC?
It Might Work.

Happy Conservatives

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I came across this story in my RSS Feed and thought I would share. This story can be found at http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,354424,00.html

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Why Conservatives Are Happier Than Liberals

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

By Jeanna Bryner

Individuals with conservative ideologies are happier than liberal-leaners, and new research pinpoints the reason: Conservatives rationalize social and economic inequalities.

Regardless of marital status, income or church attendance, right-wing individuals reported greater life satisfaction and well-being than left-wingers, the new study found.

Conservatives also scored highest on measures of rationalization, which gauge a person's tendency to justify, or explain away, inequalities.

The rationalization measure included statements such as: "It is not really that big a problem if some people have more of a chance in life than others," and "This country would be better off if we worried less about how equal people are."

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To justify economic inequalities, a person could support the idea of meritocracy, in which people supposedly move up their economic status in society based on hard work and good performance.

In that way, one's social class attainment, whether upper, middle or lower, would be perceived as totally fair and justified.

If your beliefs don't justify gaps in status, you could be left frustrated and disheartened, according to the researchers, Jaime Napier and John Jost of New York University. They conducted both a U.S.-centric survey and a more internationally focused one to arrive at the findings.

"Our research suggests that inequality takes a greater psychological toll on liberals than on conservatives," the researchers write in the June issue of the journal Psychological Science, "apparently because liberals lack ideological rationalizations that would help them frame inequality in a positive (or at least neutral) light."

The results support and further explain a Pew Research Center survey from 2006, in which 47 percent of conservative Republicans in the U.S. described themselves as "very happy," while only 28 percent of liberal Democrats indicated such cheer.

The same rationalizing phenomena could apply to personal situations as well.

"There is no reason to think that the effects we have identified here are unique to economic forms of inequality," the researchers write. "Research suggests that highly egalitarian women are less happy in their marriages compared with their more traditional counterparts, apparently because they are more troubled by disparities in domestic labor."

The current study was funded by the National Science Foundation.

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I came across these Editorial Cartoons over the past few days...
I thought I would share...


... But it isn't too late to take action...
...but WILL that action CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS...


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... What will we have to sacrifice to eliminate the
Problems Caused and the Dependency Created...



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And now you SHOULD be ASKING....

....What are CONGRESS' thoughts about the last few DECADES?


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This says it ALL!!!

Now this is thinking Outside-the-Box!!!

I came across this Associated Press story in the Arizona Republic. I wonder if this type of “outside-the-box thinking will help us here? Read the story below or you can get to it online by clicking here.

May 5, 2008

La. warden says his prison has an unpaid guard: a black bear

By MARY FOSTER

Associated Press Writer

The way the warden sees it, the more than 400-pound black bear living in the middle of the sprawling Louisiana State Penitentiary is an extra layer of security.

"I love that bear being right where it is," Warden Burl Cain said Monday. "I tell you what, none of our inmates are going to try to get out after dark and wander around when they might run into a big old bear. It's like having another guard at no cost to the taxpayer."

The bear was first seen by an inmate crossing a road in the prison on Friday. It was taking a stroll near the center of the state's only maximum security prison, which is about 115 miles northwest of New Orleans. Most of the roughly 28-square-mile prison is run as a farm, but about 5 1/2 square miles is mostly untouched piney woods.

Prison workers measured the bear's footprints, which were six inches in diameter, Cain said.

"Every inch equals 75 pounds, so that would make it about 450 pounds," Cain said. "The wildlife people told us they think it's a big female they've been tracking for a while."

Prison officials believe they have eight to 10 bears on the grounds, said Gary Young, head of the executive management office at the prison.

Maria Davidson, manager of the Large Carnivore Program for the Louisiana Wildlife and Fisheries, doubts there are that many, but marvels that even one was spotted in an area of high activity such as the center of the prison.

"Bears are actually very shy, their tendency is to run and hide," Davidson said.

As for acting as an unpaid prison guard, Davidson doubts that the bear would provide much of a deterrent to a fleeing prisoner.

"We've never had a predatory attack by a black bear in Louisiana, to our knowledge, on pets or livestock," she said. "As for a bear coming out and rushing an inmate, I don't see that happening."

The prison, known as Angola, is isolated and has plenty of other kinds of dangerous wildlife, including alligators, rattlesnakes and wild pigs, Young said. The last recorded escape was nearly three years ago, and the inmate was quickly recaptured before leaving the grounds.”

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